When the time comes, you're gonna wanna grab a Parodies Nuts!
The Nuttiest Community With The Ballsiest Ambition!
We're crazy. Well.... we're actually nuts! But nothing is going to stop deez nuts from building our e-com empire!
WHAT IS PARODIES NUTS?
In a Nut-Shell
Parodies Nuts is a collection of 777 hilarious 1/1 NFTs launching on the Ethereum blockchain. Each NFT will be created by the community and for the community through the use of simple-to-use AI art generation tools.
Not only will we be a community-built NFT collection, but we will also have online storefronts selling unique, funny products created & conceptualized by the very members of our community!
The goal of the project is to grow the brand and product line together at an exponential pace, where our NFT holders can ultimately share in its success. At the same time, we all have fun creating unique and funny products!
The NFT - Create & Build
The collection will be comprised of funny, unique 1/1s created by members of our discord community using their favorite AI art generation tools.
Each Artwork will be either a parody (Elon Musk as a Sith Lord), an art piece that expresses irony (a cow eating a hamburger), or simply just something humorous in general (a moose driving a tiny car).
WL & OG spots will be awarded to those who contribute to the NFT creation process. And who knows? You may end up minting your own NFT creation!
The Products - Create & Grow
Community members will help think up hilarious ideas for shirts & other products.
Our founder & design team, along with any skilled members from our community, will turn those ideas into real products for our various online storefronts.
The more funny product ideas we can come up with and produce, the bigger & faster our stores will grow.
As we grow, our NFT collection will steadily decrease in size, providing higher value to all of the holders!
OUR ONLINE REACH
NFT BENEFITS
50% Rev Share From Website Profits (Monthly Eligibility Required)
One Free Weekly Entry To Future GEN 2 Raffle (One Entry For Every GEN 1 NFT You Hold)
100% Royalties Go to a "Buy-Back & Burn" Wallet (Increases Everyone's Rev-Share)
Unrivaled revenue share potential from total net profits made from our various online stores! The bigger we grow together, the bigger the potential for everyone. No other NFT project comes close to this kind of generosity!
100% Royalties Go to a "Buy-Back & Burn" Wallet (Increases Everyone's Rev-Share)
One Free Weekly Entry To Future GEN 2 Raffle (One Entry For Every GEN 1 NFT You Hold)
100% Royalties Go to a "Buy-Back & Burn" Wallet (Increases Everyone's Rev-Share)
The 777 collection will feature a "buy-back and burn" mechanism, decreasing the count, so that the monthly distributions per NFT held will become larger as more of the NFTs get burned over time!
One Free Weekly Entry To Future GEN 2 Raffle (One Entry For Every GEN 1 NFT You Hold)
One Free Weekly Entry To Future GEN 2 Raffle (One Entry For Every GEN 1 NFT You Hold)
One Free Weekly Entry To Future GEN 2 Raffle (One Entry For Every GEN 1 NFT You Hold)
Following the launch of our GEN 2 collection, weekly raffles will be held giving away GEN 2 NFTs! The only way to enter these raffles is by owning NFTs from our First (GEN 1) collection. Did we mention your entries will be Free?
Access to Exclusive Store Discounts
Super Valuable Secret Mystery Benefits
One Free Weekly Entry To Future GEN 2 Raffle (One Entry For Every GEN 1 NFT You Hold)
Every Parodies Nuts NFT holder, from either collection, will have exclusive 'year 'round' store discounts noone else in the web2 world will have access to! Buy funny merch at the cheapest price! Are you starting to feel special yet?
OG List for GEN 2 Collection Launch
Super Valuable Secret Mystery Benefits
Super Valuable Secret Mystery Benefits
Holding a GEN 1 NFT will grant you "OG" status for the future GEN 2 collection, which is expected to consist of a whopping 10k supply! Thus, allowing you to mint at a nice discount compared to everyone else!
Super Valuable Secret Mystery Benefits
Super Valuable Secret Mystery Benefits
Super Valuable Secret Mystery Benefits
What? Did you think we were going to tell you everything we have planned? We would love to say more, but we want to leave a little excitement! So these amazing, holder-only benefits are shrouded in mystery...for now ;)
MEET THE TEAM
Founder
Blockchain Developer
Community Manager
Our founder is the nuttiest of them all. He has the drive, he has the experience, & he has the most gorgeous wookie fur of all the muppets. Thank God he's not a scruffy nerf-herder anymore!
Community Manager
Blockchain Developer
Community Manager
Our head of community is one of the most organized, thoughtful, & downright friendliest group leaders this side of the pasture. Just don't call her a heifer or she'll make you choke on that burger!
Blockchain Developer
Blockchain Developer
Blockchain Developer
We don't know who this person is. For one, he's wearing a mask, & two, we haven't even hired him yet. I hope he's not a blabber-mouth like the real Deadpool. Maybe he can make us laugh though
Marketing Specialist
Blockchain Developer
Blockchain Developer
We don't know who this is yet either. We are still looking. But for all we know, he could look like this. Lord help us. What is that anyway? A yam? It looks like his momma beat him with the ugly stick!